lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

  • donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  • shrek: get out me swamp!
  • donkey: aww :/