autotrophe:

When I refer to “a friend" it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money